posted 08-26-2005 05:52 PM         

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her
friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 40. She always knows.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, It's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
oF 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage: Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage.

posted 08-30-2005 08:25 AM         

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Originally posted by evil elf:
Ain't that the truth..... And a man posted this?~?~?~?

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E/elf - NO,,,,Geno Tex is a woman with four eyes [see avatar picture at top]

posted 08-30-2005 08:45 AM         

two things...
1) I WOULD rather have a 40 than two 20s (and maybe even an 80 like that one Chromer
2) I believe in equal opp posting

An Old Cowboy's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks , bankers , and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

posted 08-30-2005 09:14 AM         

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Originally posted by evil elf:
At least I wouldn't have to worry about him biting me~!~!

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posted 08-30-2005 10:06 AM         

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Originally posted by evil elf:
Just not where anyone can see,,,,

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That old dog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol. And we thought he was done after reaching 60

posted 08-30-2005 11:23 AM         

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Originally posted by GenoTex:
evil ------
An Old Cowboy's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks , bankers , and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God...

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I enjoyed reading this !! Thank you Geno!!

Later...

posted 08-30-2005 02:27 PM         

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
That old dog,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol. And we thought he was done after reaching 60

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