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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 08-23-2005 08:46 AM
An owner of a purple prowler, with purple wheels was actin like hot sh!t today. I dunno why he decided to mess with me and my '95 completely stock looking, grocery gettin 4dr civic, but for some reason this asshat wanted to race his 60,000$ car against meh.  I downshifted to forth as to let him know I was game and not hurt him too badly. He made a gesture with his head and hands that said 'Go'. I put the pedal down and handed him his *** . He does the typical fly-by as I shut it down at 110, he slows up ahead and waits for me again, still thinking he can beat me. Third gear this time around, I'm sending him home like a bitch I just ****ed the night before. I don't even get to his rear bumper and he mashes the gas. Turbo spools, and I reel the dumb ****er in with a quickness. Full scream right next to him I get to see the dumbfounded look on his face just as I blow off and hit 4th. Get the **** outta here with those expensive *** aluminum **** boxes......it just looks fast you idiots, but for one tenth that price I can go twice as fast hahaha. Bring on the flamage, cause you all still suck and drive slow pieces of sh!T. |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 08:54 AM
Mike...is there anyway you can keep the lowlifes such as this from entering this site??? Not worth wasting my superior typing skills on this bonehead. |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 08:55 AM
prison talk won't get you anywhere here little fellow.... put your hat on straight, get rid of the baggy pants... and sell your blow up doll.... kindergarden is the next room over...  sorry brian ... couldn't resist... This message has been edited by halicat on 08-23-2005 at 08:56 AM |
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rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:03 AM
go crawl back in your hole!!! we don't need trailer trash here! |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:07 AM
Jim, No need to apologize. Your wit is quick and right to the point.  Sphincter Baby deserves everything that's coming his way. What did he say he drives anyway...a Yugo??? |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:07 AM
sounds like he's driving his hole around...  even the nice homes get roaches.... truth probably is that he got whipped by a prowler and he's mad cause his diaper is full now This message has been edited by halicat on 08-23-2005 at 09:09 AM |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:09 AM
That does it. I demand all Prowlers with purple wheels either be banned from POA or required to install a stroker motor or nitrous kit!  |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:14 AM
quote: Marty, |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:15 AM
quote: I wonder who that was with purple wheels. Where are you from? I know what you mean. The Prowler is in no way shape or form fast even with thousands of dollars thrown at it. I never have or ever will consider them fast. There are a couple here that are pretty quick, but dollar for dollar it's a bad vehicle to throw money at to make fast, because it takes so much to even get into the low 13's. On the other hand you have no doubt offended quite a few people here, especially those that don't street race. I can understand the smack talking that goes along with it, since I've been there and done that. This message has been edited by 01Prowler on 08-23-2005 at 09:20 AM |
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:16 AM
hehe I'm from the cleveland area...this was right on 90 through downtown from e55th to 222nd......he tried his luck 3 times and got burnt each time. Those things run lik 14.4's from the factory......and takes major dollars to get to the 13s........I run 12's all day...going for 10s in the spring with forged internals.....I have one mean sleeper though. The whole reason I even came on here because he scared the livin crap outta me, I have a pretty low car, and tinted windows, and this asshat was right behind me and just as low, I could barely see his *** , all I could see was his head almost on my trunk with some gold teeth that I could see through the tint......those are auto's too aren't they? I swear he shifted to N and reved on me lol This message has been edited by SleeperEG8 on 08-23-2005 at 09:22 AM |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:23 AM
quote: Prowlers don't run 14.4's stock either... 15.0 is about the best I've seen. The car is built to be a head turner and that's it. As long as you can live with that it's a great car. I've owned two of them, and never once even remotely thought they were fast. They are kings of turning heads however. This message has been edited by 01Prowler on 08-23-2005 at 09:24 AM |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:27 AM
Who really cares where the hell you're from. Just go back to fixing up your little rice burner. What did you do last night...sit at home and watch back to back episodes of the Fast and the Furious 1 & 2 with your 10th grade classmates. Now say this with me...OK...movies are just pretend and they are not real.
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:28 AM
you know your car is fast when... you run more boost pressure than tire pressure you know your car is slow when...... the tach moves faster than the speedo.
you buy a daimler chrysler product. |
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rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:28 AM
its funny how everybody thinks your rich when you own a prowler! I did not buy my Kat for speed but for the cruise. anyway my last post on this crazy person! enjoy your Honda! let me know when you get to your new career! I need some new plates on my kat!! |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:29 AM
Yep they're auto. Purple wheels, Gold teeth, and thinks his stock car is fast... |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:31 AM
he's makin it up anyways.... he's just a little sour cause he toasted the motor on his wood splitter trying to keep up... bet ya all the babes love the look of this sleeper... hello ?? turn the music down youngster... you'll be to deaf to work by the time your 18....
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:31 AM
quote: I do, that's why I asked. Was trying to figure out if the car was someone from here. |
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:31 AM
quote: Any real tuner will tell you how crappy those movies are and how they've given real gearheads a bad name. You on the other hand probably thought it was all cool and stuff with flames coming out of the tail pipes and big huge park benches on the back of a fwd car for downforce... If I wanted to go out and have a circle jerk with some ghey f4gs, I'd have bought a prowler. |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:31 AM
Whatever the reason you came here is irrelevant. You have come across the greatest site on the net comprised of the greatest people. Always willing to help. No need to come on here talking trash!!! If you wan't respect...you have to earn it!!! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:34 AM
I'm thinking that three yes votes to kick off this Honda Civic Trash will get his ISP removed and blocked from further posting. Voting starts now: YES - kick him out the door NO - let him stay and run his mouth |
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 36093 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:35 AM
lol, funny again...yeah I probably have a better career than most of you. And you probably don't know what a sleeper is. A stock car (not primer) with tons of power under the hood....oh wait....you drive prowlers.....you don't know what power is. LOL I love my rice burner. How many of you can say 'I have a 4 cylinder that puts down 350whp and gets 32mpg.'? LOL..... |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:36 AM
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:37 AM
quote: Only 350? |
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:37 AM
Even funnier you think you can block me......go ahead and try. I'm teh 733t n!nj4 oF teh 1nt3rw3b!!!one!!!eleven!!11!!! |
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SleeperEG8 unregistered Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-23-2005 09:38 AM
quote: 350whp pushing 1700lbs = you've never heard of power to wieght ratios |
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