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Topic: God Talking to Al, Bill, and Hillary
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 08-23-2005 04:30 PM
> > > God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" > > > > > > > > > Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your > will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." > > > > > > > > > > > > God thinks for a second and says, "That isn't exactly what went on, but I admire your humility. Come and sit at my left." > > > > > > > > > > > > God then addresses Bill. "What do you believe in?" > > > > > > > > > Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never > held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." > > > > > > > > > > > > God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and > sit at my right." > > > > > > > > > > > > God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?" > > > > > > > > > > > > Hillary, "I believe you're in my chair." > > > > > > __________________________________________________
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 08-23-2005 05:04 PM
Hillary would be CORRECT!!
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 08-23-2005 05:05 PM
AS USUAL!!
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halicat unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 08-23-2005 06:18 PM
the magic of make up..
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 08-23-2005 08:51 PM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 08-23-2005 11:21 PM
The Hillary on the left looks better, lol.I had the Hillary special today at KFC,,,,,,two fat thighs,,two small breasts,,,,and a left wing
Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,, the end of the world,,,,,,,,if that b@&*# ever gets elected. I'm thinking she can be beat in N.Y. state for her Senate seat.
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halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 08-24-2005 07:47 AM
quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
I had the Hillary special today at KFC,,,,,,two fat thighs,,two small breasts,,,,and a left wing
AC !!!! hahahah !!......excellent
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Kruisin Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 578 From: Rochester, NH, USA Registered: JUN 2005
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posted 08-24-2005 09:08 AM
halicat, You better hope that monkey doesn't sue you for defamation (or is that defecation) of her looks
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