posted 02-20-2005 02:51 AM         

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and all I see is an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
butt is hanging down a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well, ... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."