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Rich Tilden Prowler Junkie Posts: 343 From: Punta Gorda, Florida Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-06-2001 01:53 PM Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (Prowler) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus, with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon, they were driving along, delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. **Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. ** So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen, either. You were told to stop scrolling.
Laddie Roussel Prowler Junkie Posts: 3463 From: Hester, LA. USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-06-2001 02:37 PM Cute Rich. ------------------
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-06-2001 05:07 PM ROTFLMAO Rich it is seeing you involved on the DF here. Have a great Holiday. ------------------ GaryC@ProwlerOnline.com
bill shannon Prowler Junkie Posts: 227 From: ontario Registered: DEC 2000	posted 12-06-2001 09:19 PM VERY GOOD RICH of course they never ever listen Gary is this a pic of your new snake nice car later LIVIN XL BILL S ------------------ ceramic brakes mud flaps flaking chrome rim's ( REPLACED FINALLY)

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