posted 11-19-2001 08:47 AM         

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posted 11-19-2001 01:30 PM         

Happy Prowling

Marty

posted 11-24-2001 10:11 AM         

In a special deal, worked out with DC, I have been chosen to be the official representative of Chrysler for the Prowler for 2002. It is not often that a 115 year old stud is available to represent a fine sports car like the Prowler.

I shall be shown on national TV during the new Chrysler Prowler intro campaign for the Hybrid car. Yes, this beauty comes stock with a viper engine that runs out at 490 HP and 500 foot pounds of torque. In addition, it will run on gas, diesel and electric power.

The machine turns a respectable 10.4 at 171 MPH in either mode. Wow, this should be a hot seller. The price has been reduced to $29K and zero percent financing has been extended for 1 full year. In addition, as part of the Home for the Holidays campaign at Chrysler, you will get 200,000 miles or ten years of continuous service from bumper to bumper for free.

This is a limited production machine and only 115 will be made and all come equipped with my special plastic gear set and the "tater chip" performance EPROM. What a machine.

I will be accompanied on TV with one of my special honeys and I will come out on a surf board and then walk with this stunning young blond over to the machine and ride off, in the Zino polished beauty, into the sunset. This special machine is Onix colored and has a candy apple pink flame on the side.

After this production run that will be it for the Prowler as what else could there be? This announcement is expected to make Wall Street react and the market to go crazy.

Gotta go as my Bosco is now warm and I just got a new Thanksgiving set of footsies and I can't wait to sit by the fire and watch my new commercial. Just bought a 80" big screen from Good Guys for the event. WOW!

Scot

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2001 Silver Prowler
Mud Flaps Front & Rear
Silver Shimmers
Ceramic Brakes
Chrysler Cover
1993 Allante
1981 Delorean
1979 Limited Edition & 1975 anniversary MGB's
1998 & 1986 Corvette's

posted 11-24-2001 11:48 AM         

Yeah, I finalized the deal last night with DC and the only thing left is for them to give me #115 and my check.

The car will be kinda of special to me as it will help to commemorate my age. Not too many people will have a car like this and I am very excited to own this beauty and work for DC.

I am donating the check to the Billy Bob Bodine Home for Unwed Mothers in Menlo Park California. A great cause, as a lot of the little darlings are close to me. I have been a contributor to this worthwhile cause for over thirty years.

In any case, I know this deal would not have come together with out your help and assistance. You are the oasis in the desert of corporate bull and without you, the Prowler owners and many others would not have the insight and knowledge that you and your husband provide. Keep up the great work.

Gotta run as I just got a shipment of "Beano" from my postman and I anxious to try this miracle drug. I still have that bean, I ate last month, rattling around in my intestine and I am afraid that at this point it might be deadly. At my age, one must be careful as the dreaded Hershey Squirts are almost always fatal.

Scot

posted 11-24-2001 11:53 AM         

BTW Scot - Congrats on doing the commercial for the new V-10 Prowler,,,,,,,,,,,just too bad your business manager in Fallbrook didn't clue you in on attaining ownership of the first unit to be rolled off the line. I'd personally fire that person and put Honey Bung, or whatever her name is, in charge of your future contracts. Chow,,,

posted 11-24-2001 12:28 PM         

Thank you for your concern about my well being. You are correct when you talk about Southern California and some of the "wacko" things that happen down here. You might consider however, that the alternate lifestyles that are prevelent in this area of the country have provided a basis for my continued longevity.

I do remember however, a recent visit that I made to Port Angeles and there was a tremendous rattling of the earth. I would seem to me that your area also has some interesting idiosyncrasies. Could that have been gas from an "old fart?"

Gotta run as World Federation Wrestling is about to come on and I just love to watch these highly trained athletes compete.

Scot

posted 11-24-2001 12:39 PM         

You still make me laugh. Your humor, combined with your creative writing skills go unmatched on this board. With you around we will never be "board."

My Fallbrook business manager has not been heard from lately. Apparently, since receiving his new racing machine, he only drives around in circles touching himself and muttering things like "with a fast car, I should be able to find fast women." So far, the only fast thing he has found is fast food.

Anyway, I wanted the first issued Prowler Screamer but the CEO of DC Boogie Mcbride got together with his number two man Skeeter and they both felt that the 115th car for a 115 year old man would be the best option. Dew Bun was too busy to help in the process as she was shopping for some new toys to make her Christmas special.

Gotta run as my Breakfast Jack is over cooking in the microwave and I hate those things when they are over cooked. I had an Ultimate Turkey Burger for Thanksgiving and then spent the rest of the evening in front of the 16MM watching old films of when I was young and supple.

Scot