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Harry Findley Prowler Junkie Posts: 313 |
posted 12-02-2001 05:59 AM
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse by about 50 feet. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were about 200 women walking in single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity so she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said,"I'm so sorry for your loss and I know that this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired furtherm "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Could I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."
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