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Topic: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

Harry Findley
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 313
From: Joyce, Washington, 98343 USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-02-2001 05:33 AM

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKI VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS - A STRAIN OF THE LEWINSKY VIRUS
Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM, but your processor down't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then dischads it through Windows.

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Harry Findley

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