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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 12-01-2001 12:09 AM
Wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. |
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 12-01-2001 12:51 AM
did you hear that the Polish Marines raided Bloomingdales in NY after intelligence reported that Bed Linen was spotted on the fourth floor? Sorry Polish people. I can tell a lot of Irish jokes if you need to get even. ------------------ |
GPS John Prowler Junkie Posts: 617 |
posted 12-01-2001 12:51 PM
Gee Ed, and here I thought you were going to answer the question: "What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?" Maybe next time, huh? ------------------ |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-01-2001 01:50 PM
Ya Ed, can you answer that one? I'll take the smoking section one. A. I'd like to see a pee section in all swimming pools because -
6. The pioneers drank water from rivers, lakes, and streams; filled with pee/fecal from animals. B. Promote building smoking sections in all larger restaurants. I don't want my second hand smoke to harm anyone. C. Promote DC to install ashtrays into Prowlers, upon request. D. Why did I get into this? This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 12-01-2001 at 01:51 PM |
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 12-01-2001 01:51 PM
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO .... HHHHUUUUUMMMMMM ...!! I enjoyed your post CJ...
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 12-02-2001 02:21 AM
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