Posts: 343
From: Punta Gorda, Florida
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-30-2001 09:39 AM         

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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.

Posts: 12017
From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 11-30-2001 10:23 AM         

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Rich,

The country is run from my house.

Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 11-30-2001 04:04 PM         

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Hmmmm - I wonder where the Fillmore Gazette fits in the list...

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Cliff Watson

Posts: 946
From: Oak View,Ca.
Registered: SEP 2000

posted 11-30-2001 06:10 PM         

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Cliff, no PIRU Gazette???? As big a town as PIRU is you must have your own paper!!!

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Jim

Posts: 2728
From: Piru, CA, USA
Registered: MAR 2001

posted 11-30-2001 07:32 PM         

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LOL Jim - my boys are working on the Piru School Star and will be distributing it in two weeks - it takes that long for news to happen here

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Cliff Watson

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-01-2001 02:00 PM         

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I read the STAR and NATIONAL INQ.

They check, recheck, and check again all their facts!!!

Did you ever wonder if that 350 lb 5 year old boy was real?

Did you ever wonder why all the space ships land here and talk to taxi cab drivers tow truck drivers, and policemen who work the late night shifts? Can't they land at PaloAlto and talk the to space scientist with 190 IQs?

All times are CT (US)