posted 05-23-2001 10:25 PM         

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
> nothing to put in it.
> She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
>
> He said..."Do you love me just because my father left
> me a fortune?"
> She said..."Not at all honey, I would love you no
> matter who left you the money."
>
> He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
> She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."
>
> She said..."What do you mean by coming home half
> drunk?"
> He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."
>
> He said..."Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted
> to make love to you in the worst way."
> She said..."Well, you succeeded."
>
> He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave
> your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
> She said...No, have you?
>
> He said... Why do you women always try to impress us
> with your looks, not with your brains?
> She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man
> is a moron than he is blind.
>
> He said... What have you been doing with all the
> grocery money I gave you?
> She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
>
> He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
> leave the hallway light on.
>
>
> Christy