Posts: 343
From: Punta Gorda, Florida
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 05-16-2001 03:01 PM         

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>> >Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>> >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>> >What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>> >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
>> >How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
>> >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>> >What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
>> >A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins... 'y'all ain't gonna believe this ..."

This message has been edited by Rich Tilden on 05-17-2001 at 08:35 AM

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