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Ray
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posted 11-07-2004 04:35 PM           
Special Notice
from Carnival Cruise Lines


NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised
to leave the country
if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind
We have a Special Offer
for those who still want to keep their promise.
Attention
Would
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger
and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets,
and report to Florida
for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation"
which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt
at no extra charge
to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,
Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay . .
at least four more years
Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control
you may not bring any

Staffing your voyage is

Bill Clinton
captain

Al Gore
cruise director

Monica Lewinsky
recreation director

Ted Kennedy
lifeguard/emergency procedures director


Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator

If you have any questions
about making arrangements for your homes,
friends, and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children
while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money
and your furnishings
until you return.


Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what!


Bob Miller
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posted 11-07-2004 04:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
Ray

There are two folks on your list that probably don't belong there.

As far as I know Phil Donahue is a republican, at least he sounded like one on FOX before the election. The other is Pierre Salinger - he's dead and probably wouldn't enjoy the cruise very much...come to think of it, neither would the other passengers if he went...



ALLEY CAT
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posted 11-07-2004 05:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Last I heard,,,,Phil became a flip=floper also.

They can all leave tomorrow,,,,,,,,,I wouldn't miss any of them.

Dave Mills
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posted 11-07-2004 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     
What, are they still here? The way talked during the campaign, I would have thought they already left.


halicat
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posted 11-07-2004 06:11 PM           
i'll miss cher....of course theres not much left of the original version anyways...ok, she can go to


ALLEY CAT
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posted 11-07-2004 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
WAIT,,,,,STOP THE SHIP!!! They forgot one passenger,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Pork rhine slob, hypocrite, loser Michael Moore has a "ticket to ride" also! I've noticed 'big mouth' hasn't had much to say since tuesday.



halicat
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posted 11-07-2004 08:34 PM           
he to busy lookin for a new bucket of $hit to stick his head in...i feel sorry for the bucket


Orange
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posted 11-07-2004 09:33 PM           
Anybody who would say they would leave the USA because anyone is in office, should be kicked out then and there. I didn't hear anyone make that claim, but as someone who moved to the US and recently became a citizen, I think that anyone who would say such a think is a MORON. No matter who is in office, this is still the

U.S.A.!!!

CJ
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posted 11-07-2004 11:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
I heard on our local news this evening, that a guy was so distraught over Bush being re-elected, that he killed himself at Ground Zero and now the question has been posed .........can President Bush be held responsible?

This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard yet! This person obviously had some serious issues to begin with.....

This message has been edited by CJ on 11-08-2004 at 06:40 AM

butchcee
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posted 11-08-2004 12:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for butchcee     




prowlrman
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posted 11-08-2004 12:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for prowlrman     
Alley Cat....I read in the newspaper that Michael Moore has not been seen since the election because he is too busy filming his next movie...an expose of the Oprah - Pontiac car give-away


ed monahan
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posted 11-08-2004 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Al Franken was on Letterman the other night and was going on and on about Wyoming having 3 electoral votes and only 8 voters and that is why Dubya won. Dubya won all the states in the middle where no one lives. I thought the electoral college was based on population, but I could be wrong. Bush won the popular vote anyway but I guess you cannot reason with unreasonable people.
A letter to the editor in Sunday's paper was saying that 49 percent of the people voted AGAINST Dubya and yet he thinks he has a mandate. If you get more than your opponent, you win, I think.
I guess this will never die. Disgruntled Americans. If they could only go overseas and see how 95% of the world lives, they would be "Oh so Happy" to be here.

This message has been edited by ed monahan on 11-08-2004 at 02:05 AM

CJ
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posted 11-08-2004 07:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
quote:
If they could only go overseas and see how 95% of the world lives, they would be "Oh so Happy" to be here.

Amen to that............

But then some people aren't happy unless they are unhappy...


ALLEY CAT
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posted 11-08-2004 07:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Prolwrman Jim - you are probably right about him filming about Oprah,,,,,that kiss as$ moron would do anything to make another $120 million. Did you know he was charging the universities $30K per night to make Kerry speeches. Glad our tax dollars go to support such great expenditures,,,,no wonder these student learn nothing.


YellowFever
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posted 11-08-2004 09:07 AM           
Let's not forget George Soros who spent millions of his own money to oust President Bush and "swore" he'd move to a monestary if kerry wasn't elected.

Let's give him a nice farewell sail before he makes that move......

You know, it makes one wonder why all these folks make these hollow, "I'll leave the country if XXX is elected" promises then NEVER follow through on it. They must be a blast to do business with..........

This message has been edited by YellowFever on 11-08-2004 at 01:07 PM

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