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Topic: Post Election Cruise
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Ray unregistered Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 04:35 PM
Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES Afghanistan Cruise We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind We have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise. Attention Would Alec Baldwin Rosie O'Donnell Ed Asner Whoppi Goldberg Cher Phil Donahue Rob Reiner Barbara Streisand Jane Fonda Pierre Salinger and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay . . at least four more years Note: Since you advocate strict gun control you may not bring any Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton captain Al Gore cruise director Monica Lewinsky recreation director Ted Kennedy lifeguard/emergency procedures director Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 11-07-2004 04:46 PM
RayThere are two folks on your list that probably don't belong there. As far as I know Phil Donahue is a republican, at least he sounded like one on FOX before the election. The other is Pierre Salinger - he's dead and probably wouldn't enjoy the cruise very much...come to think of it, neither would the other passengers if he went...
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 05:55 PM
Last I heard,,,,Phil became a flip=floper also.They can all leave tomorrow,,,,,,,,,I wouldn't miss any of them.
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Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 06:06 PM
What, are they still here? The way talked during the campaign, I would have thought they already left.
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halicat unregistered Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 06:11 PM
i'll miss cher....of course theres not much left of the original version anyways...ok, she can go to
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 08:15 PM
WAIT,,,,,STOP THE SHIP!!! They forgot one passenger,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Pork rhine slob, hypocrite, loser Michael Moore has a "ticket to ride" also! I've noticed 'big mouth' hasn't had much to say since tuesday.
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halicat unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 08:34 PM
he to busy lookin for a new bucket of $hit to stick his head in...i feel sorry for the bucket
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Orange unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 09:33 PM
Anybody who would say they would leave the USA because anyone is in office, should be kicked out then and there. I didn't hear anyone make that claim, but as someone who moved to the US and recently became a citizen, I think that anyone who would say such a think is a MORON. No matter who is in office, this is still theU.S.A.!!!
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2004 11:09 PM
I heard on our local news this evening, that a guy was so distraught over Bush being re-elected, that he killed himself at Ground Zero and now the question has been posed .........can President Bush be held responsible? This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard yet! This person obviously had some serious issues to begin with..... This message has been edited by CJ on 11-08-2004 at 06:40 AM
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 11-08-2004 12:22 AM
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prowlrman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003
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posted 11-08-2004 12:28 AM
Alley Cat....I read in the newspaper that Michael Moore has not been seen since the election because he is too busy filming his next movie...an expose of the Oprah - Pontiac car give-away
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-08-2004 02:05 AM
Al Franken was on Letterman the other night and was going on and on about Wyoming having 3 electoral votes and only 8 voters and that is why Dubya won. Dubya won all the states in the middle where no one lives. I thought the electoral college was based on population, but I could be wrong. Bush won the popular vote anyway but I guess you cannot reason with unreasonable people. A letter to the editor in Sunday's paper was saying that 49 percent of the people voted AGAINST Dubya and yet he thinks he has a mandate. If you get more than your opponent, you win, I think. I guess this will never die. Disgruntled Americans. If they could only go overseas and see how 95% of the world lives, they would be "Oh so Happy" to be here.This message has been edited by ed monahan on 11-08-2004 at 02:05 AM
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-08-2004 07:09 AM
quote: If they could only go overseas and see how 95% of the world lives, they would be "Oh so Happy" to be here.
Amen to that............ But then some people aren't happy unless they are unhappy...
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-08-2004 07:10 AM
Prolwrman Jim - you are probably right about him filming about Oprah,,,,,that kiss as$ moron would do anything to make another $120 million. Did you know he was charging the universities $30K per night to make Kerry speeches. Glad our tax dollars go to support such great expenditures,,,,no wonder these student learn nothing.
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-08-2004 09:07 AM
Let's not forget George Soros who spent millions of his own money to oust President Bush and "swore" he'd move to a monestary if kerry wasn't elected.Let's give him a nice farewell sail before he makes that move...... You know, it makes one wonder why all these folks make these hollow, "I'll leave the country if XXX is elected" promises then NEVER follow through on it. They must be a blast to do business with.......... This message has been edited by YellowFever on 11-08-2004 at 01:07 PM
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