posted 10-07-2004 08:56 AM         

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo
to find her husband in bed with another woman.
She
became violent and ended up pushing him off the
balcony of their 20th-floor assisted-living
apartment,
killing him instantly. Brought before the court on
the
charge of murder, she was asked in defense of
herself,
if she had anything to say?

"Your Honor," she began cooly,
"I figured that at 92, if he could have sex,
he could fly."

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