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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 10-05-2004 07:36 PM
RIP Rodney--you were a funnny guy in your prime. |
Nasty Cat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1277 |
posted 10-05-2004 07:53 PM
got no respect |
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:08 PM
Sorry to hear that but I never liked his comedy. |
Dustis unregistered Posts: 5419 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:14 PM
Who are we talking about ?? Rodney Dangerfield ?? When, How, why ? |
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:28 PM
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/news/100504_nw_dangerfield.html |
Orange unregistered Posts: 7476 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:35 PM
Rest in peace, Jacob. (That was his real name.) One of my favorite lines: "Son, you don't lie to me, you lie to girls!" |
SuperKat Prowler Junkie Posts: 2221 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:54 PM
One of my favorites. Rodney said he was never breast fed as a baby. His mother told him she liked him as a friend. one more. I get no respect, things are tough at home. My wife has cut me down to once a month. I should not feel bad, I know some guys she cut off completely. Sorry, I liked him. |
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 10-05-2004 08:54 PM
My favorite was, "My dad had me running around in circles. He told me if I kept complaining he would nail my other foot to the floor." |
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 10-05-2004 09:04 PM
1. I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.
2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
3. During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
4. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
5. I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox; the cat kept covering me up.
6. I'm so ugly. My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
7. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
8. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."
9. I'm so ugly. I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.
10. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror. I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
11. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.
12. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
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SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 |
posted 10-05-2004 09:31 PM
....I walked bya cemetery the other day and two guys with shovels came runnin' after me!======Rest in Peace my friend you made alot of people laugh and I can think of no greater gift! |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-05-2004 09:43 PM
I'll miss Rodney,,,really liked his humor. "I was so ugly when I was born,,,,the doctor slapped my mother!" "Yeah I have a dog,,,,his name is Egypt We named him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in ever room!" This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 10-05-2004 at 09:48 PM |
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 10-05-2004 09:47 PM
Thanks for the great laughs Rodney! My favorite: "The first time I had sex I was really scared...I was all by myself!" |
jd2ksilver Prowler Junkie Posts: 4360 |
posted 10-05-2004 10:15 PM
Thanks Rodney, I always laughed. |
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 10-05-2004 10:22 PM
Wow! Hadn't heard that! |
Ray unregistered Posts: 18860 |
posted 10-05-2004 10:25 PM
One of my favorites ... good "clean" comedy! He will be missed. |
blackcat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1744 |
posted 10-05-2004 10:45 PM
.........and another! She was so ugly as a child they used to sit her in a corner and feed her with a sling shot. |
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 10-05-2004 10:52 PM
couldn't help but laugh....Rapid Rodney.... |
01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 10-05-2004 11:43 PM
RIP Rodney.... You will go down in history, and your comedy will be enjoyed by generations to come! |
Bob Hacker Prowler Junkie Posts: 1446 |
posted 10-06-2004 07:21 AM
R.I.P. Rodney |
Tom Santella Prowler Junkie Posts: 1484 |
posted 10-06-2004 08:03 AM
Has to be one of my earliest and favorite memories of the Ed Sullivan show, besides the Beatles. One of my all time FAVORITE funny men. And Butchee, from Long Island!!! ------------------ |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 10-06-2004 08:16 AM
He was one of the best comedians that cracked me up every time without even saying anything....and just being himself!He also gave Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler a push into stardom... Rodney....thanks for the smiles! |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-06-2004 08:34 AM
I heard it was Rodney that discovered the talents of Sam Kinison,,,and launched him forward in the BACK TO SCHOOL movie. Sam was one of my all time favorites,,,RIP |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 36093 |
posted 10-06-2004 09:57 AM
quote: You are correct Sir. Sam was a standup at the comedy workshop in houston. Every Wednesday was standup night. If you had the guts, they gave you the mike. Sam was a regular and we'd see him weekly for free. Rodney was in town doing a show and stopped by at the comedy workshop and saw Sam's bit and said he had to have him in his movie. What most folks don't know is that Sam came from a revivalist preaching family and Sam was a preacher from time to time before and during his starving standup days. When Sam and 2-3 other comics went out to L.A., they drove and did revivals all the way out there for cash. Two talents sorely missed..... |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 10-06-2004 10:18 AM
A great loss, Rest in peace,,, We love you man |
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 10-06-2004 02:46 PM
ttt |
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