posted 10-05-2004 10:07 PM         

Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when
Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk....I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passengers."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and replied
to Rather, "What would you like to discuss."

"Oh, I don't know", said Rather....."How about politics? Should we keep
Bush as President or elect Kerry?"

"Ok", said Little Tommy....."That could be an interesting topic but let
me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff, right? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out flat patties, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why
do you think that is?"

"Geez", said Rather, "I have no idea."

posted 10-06-2004 12:34 AM         

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