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Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 From: Corona, Ca Registered: JUL 2004	posted 09-23-2004 09:29 AM Many of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10 Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least...my personal favorite: 13. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 09-23-2004 09:32 AM yes #13 ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel and Painted Headlight Caps. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 09-23-2004 10:45 PM sickening visuals but hilarious. I think # 9 should be pointed out to even the teeny boppers and 20 somethings. Nothing sexier than a way over-weight girl with the bare midriff showing her stretch marks. I see that way too often.
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 09-24-2004 12:08 AM 100% right-on Ed..... Some people Shouldnt show it all! Others I don't have a problem with though, mind ya
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 09-24-2004 12:50 AM Some people look in the mirror and see Twiggy! Others look and see a cow! Go figure! All these fat people who say they are happy just being themselves are just lying to you and themselves! Everyone wants to have it all, its the American way!!! ------------------
Orange unregistered Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 09-24-2004 01:12 AM quote: Originally posted by ed monahan: sickening visuals but hilarious. I think # 9 should be pointed out to even the teeny boppers and 20 somethings. Nothing sexier than a way over-weight girl with the bare midriff showing her stretch marks. I see that way too often. I totally agree. Someone needs to tell these thick chicks that you don't wear a belly shirt if you really got a belly...

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