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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 09-23-2004 08:51 AM
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards this year are, once again, truly classic. These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. First Place Candidate for this years Darwin Awards. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did ******************************************************* And now, the honorable mentions: The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cuttin! g machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. ******************************************************** A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. ******************************************************** After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, t! elling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bi zarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. ************************************************************** ******************************************************** A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, puts a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime ******************************************************** A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, ******************************************************** ******************************************************** ******************************************************** ******************************************************** They were quickly arrested. ******************************************************** When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle! street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. ------------------ More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!" |
jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 09-23-2004 08:56 AM
These are always classic. Thanks, Norm for sharing. Prowl On, people! Kevin ------------------ |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 1370 |
posted 09-23-2004 09:03 AM
Oddly enough, several are from previous years and most have been proven false (like the jato rocket on the chevy thing). I believe the site is for those that can come up with the wildest stories. |
halicat unregistered Posts: 1370 |
posted 09-23-2004 11:27 AM
true or not... they are great ! |
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 |
posted 09-23-2004 11:40 AM
If its a good story.....why does it have to be true? |
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 5419 |
posted 09-23-2004 12:04 PM
quote: It doesn't but, alot of folks thought they were. |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 09-23-2004 12:56 PM
Definitely classics.....one of a kind stuff! |
Orange unregistered Posts: 4079 |
posted 09-23-2004 02:44 PM
too funny! |
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 09-23-2004 03:45 PM
It wasn't my pick up truck from Kentucky. Everybody knows I don't have bumpers! |
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