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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 09-17-2004 10:17 AM
Subject: The story of a man's life When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totallypredictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs. Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. ------------------ More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!" |
Orange unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 09-17-2004 12:24 PM
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halicat unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 09-17-2004 01:18 PM
so..... the moral of the story is...... he should have went for the big boobs at 16 ! |
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 09-17-2004 01:32 PM
quote: I will go along with that. |
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