posted 09-16-2004 08:48 AM         

Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once ina while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mother and Dad, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So, the Vet
told them to hire strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax.

So the couple hired a young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax! .
They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the towel. They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one after the other.

When it was over, Boudreaux smugly looked down at the young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya wave da towel!"

Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once ina while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mother and Dad, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So, the Vet
told them to hire strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to climax.

So the couple hired a young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, still no climax! .
They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the towel. They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one after the other.

When it was over, Boudreaux smugly looked down at the young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya wave da towel!"

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posted 09-16-2004 10:10 AM         

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Originally posted by butchcee:
was funnier the 1st time Norm

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posted 09-16-2004 10:14 AM         

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Originally posted by butchcee:
was funnier the 1st time Norm

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posted 09-16-2004 06:10 PM         

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Originally posted by Orange:
Norm, from your pics, you look like a quiet older man. From your posts, you're as dirty minded as a 20 year old.

Congrats

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Orange,

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Originally posted by pumpkin:
Orange,

This is Pat . . . you have figured out Norm. Although I'm thinking more like 16 or 17. And you wouldn't believe how quickly he thinks up things. It is a laugh a minute, and 'life of the party' puts it mildly. . . . . . . . . . .

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