posted 09-11-2004 06:37 AM         

Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they
got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for her.

When it was time, they told Yam about the facts of life. They warned
her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get
accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay
home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise
so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch
out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from
France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out
for
the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't
associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other
side of
the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say 'Frito
Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so
that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of
all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going
to marry Dan Rather.

"Dan Rather!?"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't
possibly marry Dan Rather because he's just ..................

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?............................

A Common - Tater

posted 09-11-2004 07:47 AM         

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