Posts: 1038
From: Weatherford,Texas,USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 09-09-2004 09:06 AM         

---

pasted this from an e-mail a friend sent me, did not have time to clean it up...

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since
>congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission
>in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now
>time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
>some of the countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
>copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to
those
>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>Iraqi war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the
face
>of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France
or
>maybe China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys - work out a peace
deal -
>NOW. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
tables,
>too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
>UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded
>and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
>creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
>try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2.
Pr esident
>Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
>adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
>sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border
security.
>So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United
States
>is abrogating the NAFTA treaty --- starting now.
>
>We are tired of the one-way highway.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens.
>Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn
>tootin."
>
>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
>Soccer from America.
>
>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
>we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>God bless America.
>
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
>English, thank a soldier.

Posts: 2278
From: Spring Lake, Mi. USA
Registered: JUL 2000

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 09-09-2004 09:34 AM         

---

Would be nice, but that speech will never be said. It would be nice if just a small amount of it could be put into action.

------------------

Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings;
Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted
Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol
graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED
Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; and Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel.

More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff

New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03)

"I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"

"The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"

Posts: 583
From: Texas Hill Country
Registered: DEC 2001

Posts: 4079
From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 09-09-2004 11:52 AM         

---

Certainly works for me....

------------------

Posts: 13833
From: San Antonio, Texas
Registered: JUN 2001

posted 09-09-2004 01:18 PM         

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by DR PROWLER:
Certainly works for me....

---

Uhhh Roman - you live in Canada. You better be ready to move South quickly if you ever hear this speech made!

Posts: 4079
From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA
Registered: JUL 2002

Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

All times are CT (US)