posted 09-09-2004 08:13 AM         

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then goes up into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years...I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey, I love you too!!"

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