posted 09-07-2004 08:27 AM         

George W. Bush gets elected President and is spending his first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and W. says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says W., I don't know about that..

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. W. says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. W. says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater

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posted 09-07-2004 08:52 AM         

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan, and my Dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is angry, so she says, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"

posted 09-07-2004 10:18 AM         

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Originally posted by xpguy:
Now I really believe there is a great way for us all to show our support for our candidate of choice. I suggest that if you support George Bush, you should drive during the day with your headlights on. And if you are a supporter of John Kerry, you should drive at night with your headlights off.

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