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pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 09-03-2004 09:16 AM

When Ted was putting flowers on his Grandmother's
grave he noticed a man, very distraught, in front of a
tombstone several yards away. The man was on his
knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking
back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears
streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, "Why did
you die? Why did you die?" Over and over again.

Ted was overcome with emotion at this sight and went
over to the poor man to try and console him.

"Why did you die? Why did you die?" bellowed the man
again and again.

Ted gently put his arm around the man and half
whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over
there. Is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled the man, "It's my wife's first
husband."

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