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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 08-10-2004 06:36 PM A Guide to what men really mean. "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it on the table already?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing! It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a total babe." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 08-11-2004 09:59 AM Just can't help bursting....some are too funny(and probably true)! ------------------
Jim C Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 From: Corona, Ca Registered: JUL 2004	posted 08-11-2004 12:29 PM > > WORDS WOMEN USE > > > > > > ******************** > > > > > > FINE > > > > > > This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you > > > > > > need to shut up. > > > > > > FIVE MINUTES > > > > > > If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five > > > > > > minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game > before > > > > > > helping around the house. > > > > > > > > NOTHING > > > > > > This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should > be > > > > > > on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" > > > > > > > > GO AHEAD > > > > > > This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. > > > > > > LOUD SIGH > > > > > > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often > > > > > > misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and > > > > > > wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you > over > > > > > > "Nothing" > > > > > > > > THAT'S OKAY > > > > > > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a > man. > > > > > > "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding > > > > > > how and when you will pay for your mistake. > > > > > > THANKS > > > > > > A woman is thanking you! Do not question it or faint. Just say you're > > > > > > welcome. > > > > > > > > > > > > Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can > > > > > > avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends > > > > > > to give them a good laugh! > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 08-11-2004 02:46 PM "FINE!"is the word I hear most...a really good time for me to just shut the hell up! (I didn't say that, honey!)
Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 From: Belle Plaine MN USA Registered: MAY 2001	posted 08-11-2004 02:55 PM OH OH when asked if I could go to Woodward she said " Go Ahead" and then I said do you want to go? and she replyed No "Thats Okay Go Ahead" I guess I'm in BIG trouble when I get home or she will be out buying a new car. ------------------ < CLICK HERE FOR NEW REALROD.COM PARTS > < Click on my banner to go to realrod.com >
WildBill Prowler Junkie Posts: 1678 From: United States of America, USA Registered: JAN 2002	posted 08-11-2004 03:57 PM quote: Originally posted by Bob Goetz: OH OH when asked if I could go to Woodward she said " Go Ahead" and then I said do you want to go? and she replied No "That's Okay Go Ahead" I guess I'm in BIG trouble when I get home or she will be out buying a new car. As a my good friend & ex-Jerzite BanziRex always states: "It is easier to ask for forgiveness then permission" Words to live by... Thanks again for sending the hitch plug for the HEMI!!! Looks fantastic! In fact I added a little flare to it! I will post pictures tomorrow! WildBill

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