posted 07-14-2004 12:41 PM         

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in
Clayton, England.

She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy
a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand
down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them
revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a
lady a drink?
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap,
it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do
you keep calling her 'the ballerina'
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina."

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