posted 07-12-2004 05:54 PM         

Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
"Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in Mexico?"
I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
"I don't know, senor, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the
kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, senor." the waiter replied and went back to the
kitchen

While he was gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico.
Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Senor, no Mexican Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no
"Mexican Jews."
"Senor, I ask everyone," the waiter replied, exasperated. "We have orange
Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of
Mexican Jews

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posted 07-12-2004 11:09 PM         

Sid y Al se sentaban en un restaurante mexicano. ¿ "Sid," preguntó Al, "están allí cualquier judío en México?" Yo no sé," Sid contestó. ¿ "Por qué no preguntamos nosotros al camarero?"

¿Cuándo vino el camarero por, Al lo preguntó, "Están allí judío mexicano?" "Yo no sé, senor, permitió que mí pregunte," el camarero contestado, y él entraron la cocina. El volvió en unos pocos minutos y dijo, "no,
señor. Ningunos judíos mexicanos."

¿ "Es usted seguro?" Al preguntó. "Verificaré otra vez, senor." el camarero contestó y volvió a la cocina

Mientras él fue ido, Sid dijo, "yo no puedo creer hay judíos en México. Nuestras personas son dispersadas por todas partes."

Cuándo el camarero volvió él dijo, "Senor, ningunos judíos mexicanos." ¿ "Es usted realmente seguro?" Al preguntó otra vez. "Yo no puedo creer no hay "judíos mexicanos." "Senor, yo pregunto
todos," el camarero contestó, exasperado. "Tenemos a judíos anaranjados, judíos de ciruela pasa, judíos de tomate y judíos de uva, pero nadie oye jamás de judíos mexicanos

posted 07-13-2004 04:08 PM         

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Originally posted by DR PROWLER:
Now we're talking....

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posted 07-13-2004 04:44 PM         

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Originally posted by Bcoffman Gray Ghost:
Hey Doc, lets see you translate it into Canadian!!

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Well that could be tough with the multi culturalism that goes on around here...
But the official language is still English with French subtitles...