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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 07-12-2004 04:55 PM
> 1. I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN. > > > 2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE. > > > 3. I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES. > > > 4. AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE > PARKING LOT. > > > 5. MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED. > > > 6. LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT. > > > 7. I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX. > > > 8. ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM. > > > 9. I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD? > > > 10. PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT! > > > 11. BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH > YOU FROM YOUR CAR. > > > 12. I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE. > > > 13. IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS. > > > 14. EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE. > > > 15. KEEP STARING.... I MAY DO A TRICK. > > > 16. WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC. > > > 17. DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED. > > > 18. MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND > IT'S GONE. > > > 19. EVERYTIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH > CHOCOLATE. > > > 20. CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE. > > > 21. LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WLL NOT HAVE TO TELL > LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL. > > > 22. IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH |
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 07-12-2004 05:05 PM
Like all of them. ------------------ More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!" |
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 07-13-2004 01:16 PM
They remind me od Stephen Wright jokes.....remember him from the Tonight Show? A real monotone stand up routine......one of the funniest ever! |
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