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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 07-03-2004 06:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
> A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He
> went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she
could
> help him, he answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to
buy
> a complete city outfit."
>
> Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
>
> "Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
>
> "Yes sir. What size?"
>
> "Size 53 tall, ma'am."
>
> "Wow, that's really big."
>
> "Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
>
> "What's next?" she asked.
>
> He replied, "How about some shoes?"
>
> "What size?"
>
> "Size 15 double E."
>
> "Wow, that's really big!"
>
> "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
>
> "What's next?"
>
> "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
>
> "Yes sir. What size?"
>
> "Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
>
> "Wow, that's really big!"
>
> "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
>
> "Will there be anything else?" she asked.
>
> "Yes ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
>
> "Yes sir.
>
> What size? and style?" "Eight and five-eighths. Stetson."
>
> "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
>
> She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for
> you?"
>
> "No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
>
> As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out
> his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
>
> "Yes ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
>
> Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
>
> Without so much as a stutter, the Texan
> replied,............................................
>
> (You're going to love this one!)
>
>
>
>
> From the floor ma'am.................From the floor.



meancat
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 3635
From: MODDERSVILLE, MICHIGAN
Registered: AUG 2002

posted 07-03-2004 08:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for meancat     
I know what your talking about,I get that a lot also.

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pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 07-03-2004 09:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     

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Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings;
Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted
Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol
graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED
Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat.

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cnote6
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 07-03-2004 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
Ok you made me smile!

cnote6
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 10955
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: NOV 2000

posted 07-04-2004 12:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum8/HTML/005166.html

01Prowler
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Posts: 5068
From: Dallas, TX
Registered: OCT 2012

posted 07-04-2004 05:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 01Prowler     
quote:
Originally posted by cnote6:
http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum8/HTML/005166.html

Now.... That's my new TEXAS SIZED TRUCK!!!!


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