posted 04-30-2004 01:47 PM         

MATH:
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How about achieving 103%? Here's a
little math problem that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but ******** will put you over the
top. So, the next time someone claims to be giving more than 100% you know what they're doing!

posted 04-30-2004 10:14 PM         

Would you like to pay less taxes and have more of your hard earned money to spend?

YES - 83%

NO - 11%

UNDECIDED - 6%

I would like to meet these 6% who voted UNDECIDED,,,,,who are these people?