Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 04-29-2004 10:22 AM         

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>
> WOMEN'S REVENGE
>
> "Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
> to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for
> a television set in her purse.
>
> "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
>
> "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so
> I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>
> I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
> can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
> by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>
> ***********************************************************************
>
> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
> The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
> answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs
him
> down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
> cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
"Sir, I
> thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
>
>
> He answers, "You see, it's like this .... yesterday, I sent my wife to
> the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin
of
> tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
So, I
> figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.

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>
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
> day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
> everything to men ...
>
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
>

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