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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 02-27-2004 10:47 AM COMMANDMENT 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2: If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand. COMMANDMENT 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. COMMANDMENT 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. COMMANDMENT 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. COMMANDMENT 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. COMMANDMENT 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. COMMANDMENT 9: Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste. COMMANDMENT10: A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY: A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
firegabe Prowler Junkie Posts: 313 From: Ca. Registered: NOV 2003	posted 02-27-2004 11:24 AM Happy Wife Happy Life Firegabe
ET Prowler Junkie Posts: 370 From: Chesapeake, Virginia Registered: NOV 2003	posted 02-27-2004 07:07 PM All wives should be like the Stepford wives with dials on their backs with 4 settings, Cookin Cleanin Lovin OFF
idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 From: Texas USA Registered: APR 2003	posted 02-28-2004 12:32 AM Those are still available by calling 1-900-dil-abab. I mean, I think they are. That's what I was told anyway. I mean, I don't know for sure or anything...
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 02-28-2004 12:55 AM Its frightening how true it is! And i thought it was me! Whats wrong with women? I know all you great gals out there aren't included! I'm talking about your sisters. ------------------
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 02-28-2004 02:28 PM Second set of Ten Commandments: Commandment 1 Yes Dear. Commandment 2 Yes Dear. Commandment 3 Yes Dear. Commandment 4 Yes Dear. Commandment 5 Yes Dear. Commandment 6 Yes Dear. Commandment 7 Yes Dear. Commandment 8 Yes Dear. Commandment 9 Yes Dear. Commandment 10 Yes Dear. (Nuff Said)

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