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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 09:42 AM
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs,! love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,136,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day! |
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 02-14-2004 09:58 AM
AMEN |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 10:03 AM
LOL!!!  |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 10:05 AM
Christy stopped a the 3rd floor. |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 02-14-2004 10:52 AM
I would have guessed the basement clearance room. lol and thumbsup. |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 02-14-2004 11:34 AM
quote: Ed - Is that where GaryC resides, the basement??? |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 11:42 AM
quote:
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 11:43 AM
quote: Yes with a computer. |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 02-14-2004 11:46 AM
Thought for today
implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-14-2004 11:50 AM
LOL!!! |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 02-14-2004 05:53 PM
My wife is on the roof waiting for a helicopter! ------------------ This message has been edited by CTProwler on 02-15-2004 at 07:38 AM |
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 02-14-2004 06:03 PM
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 02-15-2004 12:17 PM
The real husband store: http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/  |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-15-2004 04:49 PM
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 02-15-2004 05:10 PM
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-15-2004 07:07 PM
 am 5'9"....160lbs...and really buff!! --muscle left over from the Marine Corps...I am a fun loving man looking for a sassy lassie. I have 2 children, but do not need to bring them with me cuz My ex wife has them. I do not have any other kids with the other ex wives, whcih means I am free to party with you. |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-15-2004 07:08 PM
quote:
GaryC gone wild? This message has been edited by cnote6 on 02-15-2004 at 07:09 PM |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 02-15-2004 07:12 PM
Reba thought the one with "No image available" was the best looking.  |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-15-2004 07:15 PM
Yea he will be out of jail in 18 months!!LOL |
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WILD THING Prowler Junkie Posts: 782 |
posted 02-15-2004 07:47 PM
THAT WAS GOOD CHRIS!!!!  |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 02-15-2004 08:58 PM
I get my chance to speak at his parole hearing to keep him in longer! |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 02-15-2004 10:43 PM
quote: what are you scared? |
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