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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 02-13-2004 05:27 PM         

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An elderly retired Air Force Pilot moved into a retirement community
where good looking eligible men are at a premium. After he had been there
for a week he went to confession and said, "Bless me pastor, for I
have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."

The pastor said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink
the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, sir?"

"No," replied the pastor, "but it'll wipe that s#*t-eatin' grin off your
face."

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