posted 02-12-2004 09:56 PM         

2. Only in Canada......are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in Canada......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in Canada......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in Canada......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in Canada......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.

7. Only in Canada......do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in Canada......do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in Canada......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in Canada......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.