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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 02-03-2004 08:31 AM There is a couple in church and the preacher starts asking questions, but, the guy starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes her husband with a needle whenever he falls asleep. The preacher says: "who was the savior?" the man starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes him and he yells "JESUS CHRIST!?" so the preacher says "very good." Later on as the man is sleeping again, the preacher asks "who brought us the 10 commandments" and when he gets poked he yells "HOLLY MOSES!?". 5 minutes later the preacher asks "what did eve say after adam and her had their 46 son?" and the man is sleeping again so when he gets stung he yells: "DAMN IT! IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA KICK YOUR @$$!".
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-03-2004 09:42 AM ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer, Dash Rings, Windshield Wiper Arm Removal, Fender Trim, Speaker Replacement, Painted Plenum, Painted Radiator Crossmember, Painted Rear Mudflaps. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 02-03-2004 09:46 AM I noticed in your Sig, you like the words of jesse james, great commercial. Kinda Like the Harley Shirts, "If I Had To Explain You Wouldn't Understand"
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-03-2004 09:52 AM quote: Originally posted by Gary C: I noticed in your Sig, you like the words of jesse james, great commercial. Kinda Like the Harley Shirts, "If I Had To Explain You Wouldn't Understand" Yes, and I watch all his shows.You are the first to notice.
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 02-03-2004 09:57 AM I noticed a while ago but fergot to say something. I really like you guys, can't wait to be way older and be the dirty old man like yourself Norm. My GF asked me the other night when was I going to grow up, I said never, I like being a wind bag from the south end.........
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-03-2004 10:06 AM quote: Originally posted by Gary C: I noticed a while ago but fergot to say something. I really like you guys, can't wait to be way older and be the dirty old man like yourself Norm. My GF asked me the other night when was I going to grow up, I said never, I like being a wind bag from the south end......... Thank you, life is short don't waste it. Always hang out with the younger set. I rather be known as the dirty old man who listen to rap than the old sweet old man.
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 02-03-2004 10:56 AM That was funny.

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