posted 02-02-2004 11:12 AM         

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30
feet out of the body.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.

Can we be pigs but keep the human quality of PLEASURE?...

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posted 02-02-2004 03:13 PM         

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Originally posted by pumpkin:

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

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And did you know that the average man uses his tongue to say 25,000 words a day - wow, thats a lot of hot air.

Women, on the other hand, average about 50,000 words a day.

Interesting factoid

posted 02-02-2004 04:07 PM         

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Women, on the other hand, average about 50,000 words a day.

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That's because we possess a larger vocabulary, can articulate better, have superior sentence structure and have something worth saying!!

We can also spell correctly!

posted 02-02-2004 04:18 PM         

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Originally posted by CJ:
That's because we possess a larger vocabulary, can articulate better, have superior sentence structure and have something worth saying!!

We can also spell correctly!

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One for you!!!!