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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 01-30-2004 04:08 PM
Maria had just got married and, being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta." |
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-30-2004 10:14 PM
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JCProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 1022 |
posted 01-30-2004 11:08 PM
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