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Topic: Picture on the night stand, LOL???
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-21-2004 06:58 PM
After a long night of making love the guy rolls over and is looking around, when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, he began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 01-21-2004 07:38 PM
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 01-21-2004 10:01 PM
Be afraid, be VERY afraid! I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 01-21-2004 10:17 PM
Words escape me......
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Kozican Prowler Junkie Posts: 802 From: HOUSTON,TEXAS Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 01-22-2004 07:46 AM
Thank God Gary, it would never get that far with you! Your UGLY as a man.....much more so as a woman!!! (CNote told me to say that!!) roflmaoKoz("dated" only BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!!)
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 From: Scottsdale, AZ USA Registered: AUG 2003
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posted 01-22-2004 09:14 AM
I guess that's the time we all hear about when the guy chews his arm off to escape without being noticed!!!
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 01-22-2004 10:37 AM
Being single these days is not as easy as it used to be...you never know!
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-22-2004 07:09 PM
THANKS KOZ, to be sure do a 12 hour date and check for the 5 o'clock shadow, been there and didn't do that, I would never tell ANYONE HERE the whole story. So don't ask. The prettier the woman more chances of removing the 'wo'. Remember I was in SoCal for 30 years and never got turned....
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