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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-17-2004 05:18 PM
COLD WEATHER 60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England plant gardens. 50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold. Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New Englanders close the windows. 10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get out their Winter coats. 25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep inside. 100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New England get frustrated because "the caah won't staaht". 275 below zero. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win theWorld Series. |
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 01-17-2004 05:39 PM
funny one-I sent this to my New England relatives. |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 01-17-2004 08:11 PM
quote: and the Patriots win the Super Bowl
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