posted 01-07-2004 09:43 PM         

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
says Dave.
"He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
and says,"How
did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling
League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and
says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now
furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b****
tonight, Dave."