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Kelley Austin Prowler Junkie Posts: 438 |
posted 11-19-2003 11:51 AM
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Forman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they are really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around the marbles and begins to sew it between Elmos legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles.
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Top Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1386 |
posted 11-19-2003 09:05 PM
Good one.   |
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 1386 |
posted 11-20-2003 11:12 AM
Kind of a ballzy story  |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 11-20-2003 09:04 PM
I know it's true I was there |
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