posted 07-23-2003 10:07 AM         

MORE than 100%?

  Simple Math:

  From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:    What Makes 100%?

  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

   If:

   A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

   is represented as:

   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

   Then:

   H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

   8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

   and

   K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

   11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

   But,

   A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

   1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

   And.....

   B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

   2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

  AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

   A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

   So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

   While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

   And, Attitude will get you there,

   ******** and *** kissing will put you over the top.

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posted 07-23-2003 12:02 PM         

VERY GOOD