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Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 02-09-2006 05:57 AM Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they split yer farwood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
Steve T Prowler Junkie Posts: 1038 From: Weatherford,Texas,USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-09-2006 09:02 AM I think Virgil and Floyd live just down the road from me... This message has been edited by Steve T on 02-09-2006 at 09:03 AM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-09-2006 09:20 AM
TLRandall Prowler Junkie Posts: 3855 From: Caldwell, Texas United States Registered: JUL 2002	posted 02-09-2006 09:34 AM I posted a copy of that one at work ! That was great! I'm sending a copy to the guys at the Drug Task Force, sounds like something they would do!!!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 02-09-2006 12:46 PM The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. "We prefer the term. Appalachian American

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