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whiskers
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From: Redondo Beach, CA USA
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posted 02-08-2006 11:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiskers     
These three older men chatted about their sex lives. The Greek says, had
great sex last week, I rubbed wife all over with olive oil, we made
passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when I had sex I rubbed her all over with
butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.

The Jewish guy says, "Well last week my wife and I have sex, too. I rubbed
her all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), then we made such
love. She screamed for 6 hours.

The Greek and the Frenchman were stunned and gasped, "What could you have
possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the drapes."

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Mike


pumpkin
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posted 02-09-2006 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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posted 02-09-2006 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
AC wipes on the drapes too....but NOT his hands!!


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