The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, Are ya?

No," replies the man, "I'm from the city".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in in the city ?

I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist ? "

"The man says,"I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...

"It's okay boys, he's one of us! "
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An state trooper pulls over a pickup in the country and says to The driver,

"Got any I.D.?"

and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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How do you know when you're staying in a country hotel?

When you call the front desk and say,

"I gotta leak in my sink,"

and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."