posted 01-27-2006 09:00 AM         

A man and a woman were dating.

One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his
slow driving habits.

"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.

For every five miles per hour over the speed limit you drive,
I"ll remove one piece of clothing."

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55
MPH
mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time'
and traveling faster than he ever had before,
he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off
the road,

went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not
hurt but he was trapped.

She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. "Go to the road
and get help," he said.

"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The
man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have
to put
this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came
a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to
hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't
pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner.

t: fell in