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Snoman
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posted 01-26-2006 10:02 AM           

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?"

The woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look
alike?"

"No," he replies. "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"


pumpkin
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posted 01-26-2006 10:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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rraite
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Fat Pat
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posted 01-26-2006 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Subject: "Definition of Ugly"
I thought sure there was going to be a pic of AC in here!!!


Snoman
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posted 01-27-2006 04:53 PM           
quote:
Originally posted by Fat Pat:
Subject: "Definition of Ugly"
I thought sure there was going to be a pic of AC in here!!!

Back off my friend Pat!

This message has been edited by Snoman on 01-27-2006 at 04:53 PM

Fat Pat
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posted 01-27-2006 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
I'm afraid to "back off"....Ac knows where I live!! I'm also afraid to bend over and tie my shoes while I'm in the Mesa area....AC likes Brokebutt Mountain!!


Randy Cobb
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posted 01-28-2006 10:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randy Cobb     
Damn good one Snow!


jmcant1
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posted 01-28-2006 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jmcant1     
A woman is in line at the grocery... she puts her items on the counter, a loaf of bread, milk, a magazine...

A slightly tipsy man behind her in line looks at the items, then looks at the lady and says "You're single aren't you?"...

The lady replies "You can tell that by looking at what I buy at the gorcery??"

Drunk says, "No, you're ugly."

Fat Pat
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Snoman
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posted 01-28-2006 02:24 PM           
JM post on your own thread ..........................LOL Just kidding


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