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Topic: Definition of ugly
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 01-26-2006 10:02 AM
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.The shopkeeper asks, "Are they twins?" The woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No," he replies. "I just can't believe you got laid twice!"
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 01-26-2006 10:04 AM
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 01-26-2006 11:05 AM
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rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 From: lawton, oklahoma Registered: NOV 2004
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posted 01-26-2006 01:28 PM
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 01-26-2006 05:23 PM
Subject: "Definition of Ugly" I thought sure there was going to be a pic of AC in here!!!
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 01-27-2006 04:53 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: Subject: "Definition of Ugly" I thought sure there was going to be a pic of AC in here!!!
Back off my friend Pat! This message has been edited by Snoman on 01-27-2006 at 04:53 PM
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 01-27-2006 05:18 PM
I'm afraid to "back off"....Ac knows where I live!! I'm also afraid to bend over and tie my shoes while I'm in the Mesa area....AC likes Brokebutt Mountain!!
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Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 01-28-2006 10:51 AM
Damn good one Snow!
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jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 From: DFW Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 01-28-2006 12:05 PM
A woman is in line at the grocery... she puts her items on the counter, a loaf of bread, milk, a magazine...A slightly tipsy man behind her in line looks at the items, then looks at the lady and says "You're single aren't you?"... The lady replies "You can tell that by looking at what I buy at the gorcery??" Drunk says, "No, you're ugly."
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 01-28-2006 12:22 PM
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 01-28-2006 02:24 PM
JM post on your own thread ..........................LOL Just kidding
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