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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 01-26-2006 08:20 AM         

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A dedicated union worker attending a convention in Las Vegas decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"So, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls
Get$20."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house We observe all union
Rules." The man said, "And if I pay $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" said the union man. He handed the Madam $100 and then pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her please." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."

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